Mr. Juice here – reporting live from recovery mode.
The weekend involved a NutriBullet, a large musical mango, and a bottle of something with a scorpion on the label and regrets in the rearview.
That’s why it took ‘til Tuesday to get you the Monday newsletter - we will do better.
But let’s be real – chaos is a feature, not a bug.
And somehow, a slightly feral liver only sharpens the radar for overlooked, underpriced, absolutely filthy good opportunities.
This morning we’re strictly on Virgin Juice drinks and a militant detox.
Let’s juice!!
🔎 Questions you need to answer:
Future founders, are you ready to escape the 9-to-5 grind and find that sweet, sweet freedom for you and your family?
What’s holding you back? (Our guess, time, money, fear?)
Don’t worry booballoo, Mr Juice has got you – we’ll hold you tight and keep you safe.
We’ve been scared of sleeping in the dark too – it’s a natural part of the cycle. When you’ve built so much and got so much to lose, it’s normal to be cautious. Dare we say sensible.
How about we make those first steps nice and small?
One lunch break at a time.
With our brand new Lunch Break Launchpad, we’re here to help you validate a business idea and turn your first dollar in your lunch hour. That means:
Locking down your first 10 customers.
Growing that tribe to your next 100 superfans.
Crafting a product worth $200 a month to them.
🧠 Do the math…
(100SuperFans) x ($200/month) x (12Months/Year) = ZipADeeDooDar
That’s a business pulling in over $200k a year
Five x Revenue = Approximate Valuation
You’ve got yourself a million-dollar baby, all built in your lunch break!
Not to mention, you can go tell your mates down the pub you’ve got a 7 figure business, y’know – cuz baller (when you’re not changing dirty nappies and doing the 3am feed).
The only way to get this at the moment is through Club300.
Why? Because it’s in Beta, and we only share Beta builds with our friends.
We’ve documented the above in insane detail and we’re calling it:
✨ The Freedom Formula
That’s marketing speak for:
Sick google spreadsheet and doc that breaks down how big your audience needs to be, how many leads, customers and products you need to ditch that 9-5 and peace out to the guy in the cubicle next to you.
Let us know if you want in and hit reply.
📡 The signal
And in the world of big opportunities, we’ve got our eyes on a slick new AI-powered marketing tool.
Imagine hiring a genius SEO marketer who automatically finds content, builds links and get’s you ranking way up in Google.
Well, that’s what Search Atlas does (kinda like SurferSEO).
We’re going to play with the 7 day free trial and report back.
😮 You want to do what to your butt?
I hope you caught the latest scoop from My First Million.
Check out the episode here where they talk about licensing David Beckham’s latest number two or Usain Bolt’s pre-Olympics dump, all to make you faster, stronger, and healthier.
Who knew, taking other peoples waste (currently reserved for treating Colitus and other GI tract issues) could give you a 15-20% endurance boost.
W.I.L.D!
Quick thoughts on the MEGA business opportunity here:
1) Start licensing people poop (i.e. buy the rights to sell their microbiome)
2) Figure out the operations (this is already a tried and tested treatment for GI issues - so the medicine is there)
3) Market the hell out of it as the next (legal) Performance Enhancer
We’ve seen Athletic Greens, GLP-1 and Semiglutide go to the moon - this has got a similar vibe.
A Lunchtime Launchpad version: start a newsletter all about Gut Health sharing news, research and new product releases. Monetise with ads and affiliate deals in the first instance. Become the Butt Health Guy and put your branding on it - people should love their whole body, including that beautiful booty.
🫵 You just got the call up
Here at Business Juice, we're at that exciting early stage of finding our first 10 to 100 customers and building tools specifically for you.
If you want to join us and be part of this adventure, come join Club 300. We’d love to have you with us as we build these tools together!
We’re playing with a tier pricing model and building out the actual membership platform and products – if you like our vibe, reach out – you’ll be first to get an invite.
🌅 Final round
Until next time, keep sipping that Business Juice and turning your lunch breaks into launch breaks!
If you learned something, laughed once, or got a nudge to build – hit reply and say hey. Mr Juice reads everything (even when he’s tipsy).
We’re not here to play the algorithm.
We’re here to build.
Together. Loudly. And a little stupidly.
Stay juicy,
– Team Business Juice (all 3 of us)
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P.S. Got something weird, broken, or brilliant?
Send it to [email protected] – or forward this to a friend who needs less fluff and more fuel.